You have to assume everything is going to end up online, even if you're alone in a hotel elevator.

When you have two people, separate beings, trying to share one life together. That's always going to have difficulties.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

I have absolutely no skill set that would suggest that I would be able to do directing. [...] If I were able to, I'd like to get into that.

I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things.

I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

I just grate on my own nerves. I don't like to watch me.