I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things.

When you have two people, separate beings, trying to share one life together. That's always going to have difficulties.

I honestly don't think that I am cool enough or important enough that anyone would care about what I am doing at all hours of the day like "I just had a latte from Starbucks and now I am going to Barney's. Love me some shoes!

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind.

We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity

I just grate on my own nerves. I don't like to watch me.

Life on earth is like college and we're all just trying to pass the courses.