I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, but you have to consider that we were 16-year-old girls...From what I've experienced, women aren't good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is badass, women immediately hate you.

My sense of humor doesn't translate well into print, some of the things I say can be offensive or found offensive even though I don't mean them that way. So I have been told to try and censor myself here and there. I'm trying, but I'm not really succeeding at it.

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.

I don't read my own press, so I don't know what's being reported on a daily basis - I only hear about things when they reach a sort of Def-Con status, and my publicist calls me because we have to do some damage control.

I don't want to open my mouth or speak anymore, because everything I say becomes scandalous. It wears you out.