I've always at least tried to be self-deprecating when I say anything about myself. As long as you set the bar low, it will keep people from putting you on a pedestal, so they can't knock you off.

I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

So much of what I say gets sensationalized and journalists have to report on scandal because that's what people are hungry to read about.

I honestly don't think that I am cool enough or important enough that anyone would care about what I am doing at all hours of the day like "I just had a latte from Starbucks and now I am going to Barney's. Love me some shoes!

The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we're all just trying to pass the courses.

If alcohol is legal, I don't see why people still have a ban on marijuana.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.