Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

I don't really resent being on the red carpet as much as I do having to deal with the paparazzi.

I'm not on Twitter. I feel like it has a purpose because there are fans around the world that want to have some sort of interaction with you. But I feel like it is important to still keep some space and some distance, which is why I don't have a Twitter.