I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back.

I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.

There are a couple of different types of food I eat a lot. I was raised in the South, in Tennessee, so I’m going to go with comfort food, soul food. I would probably start with collard greens and candied baby carrots and then have some biscuits and white gravy - and for dessert, probably blackberry cobbler.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.

My weight fluctuates constantly—I don't really take good care of myself. I just sort of exist and survive.

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.