I wish our love was right now.

It's human nay-cha...For me to sperminay-cha.

Marcus Flutie slept with just about every girl on the Eastern Seaboard except me. Though, he tried to get into my panties when I was a freshman but turned him down because I refuse to disempower myself just for a few clit twitches.

See, my idea of cute comes with an IQ requirement. It's geeky cute. It's Rivers Cuomo, not Justin Timberlake. It's Gideon Yago, not Brian Mcfayden. Jimmy Fallon, yes please! Brad Pitt, no thank you.

He always loved her because of, not in sprite of, her flaws.

There's only one racing strategy that matters.It's the one I run by: Get in the lead and don't let anyone pass you.

I love you. And I want you, too. But. However. Unfortunately...