You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.

Marcus Flutie slept with just about every girl on the Eastern Seaboard except me. Though, he tried to get into my panties when I was a freshman but turned him down because I refuse to disempower myself just for a few clit twitches.

You can only really really hurt the ones that you really really love.

Then a lightning bolt shot straight through my skivvies. Sha-ZAM!

I’m not sure I’ll ever be finished. No matter how much I write, there will always be something I should’ve said.

Humans find meaningfulness where none exists because we want to create a sense of order in this chaotic universe. It's called apophenia. (And it's also the reason people believe in God.)

I never understood the point of being sad when I could choose to be happy