Hornergy' is Zen's term for the indomitable athletic edge powered by sexual restraint. The basketball, baseball and football teams haven't had a winning season in years. The table-tennis team, however, is undefeated.

Why do you even put up with me?' 'I'm not putting up with you,' he said, softly. 'I'm loving you.

Ever notice how people wait until they're not going to see you anymore to say something nice to you?

All subjects are the same. I memorize notes for a test, spew it, ace it, then forget it. What makes this scary for the future of our country is that I'm in the tip-top percentile on every standardized test. I'm a model student with a very crappy attitude about learning.

You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.

You can only really really hurt the ones that you really really love.

Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.