I know. It's shocking to think that the government would try to stick its nose in our ladyparts.

Did you know that the average American spends six months of his or her life waiting for red lights to turn green? Six months wasted, waiting for permission to move on. Think of all the other stuff you could do with that time.” I was totally confused. “In the car?” “In your life,” he said.

The real world, whether we like it or not, is right here, right now. All of this, every day, is important. Everybody matters. Everything we do has an effect on other, directly or indirectly, whether we realize it or not.

There's only one racing strategy that matters.It's the one I run by: Get in the lead and don't let anyone pass you.

All subjects are the same. I memorize notes for a test, spew it, ace it, then forget it. What makes this scary for the future of our country is that I'm in the tip-top percentile on every standardized test. I'm a model student with a very crappy attitude about learning.

I love you. And I want you, too. But. However. Unfortunately...

As much as I don't care about those things, I think it's human nature to not want to feel totally insignificant.