I don't know if she's making the right choice, but it's not my choice to make. I promise to support her, whatever she decides. Because that's what sisters do.

Love," he said, "has the longest arms.

I know. It's shocking to think that the government would try to stick its nose in our ladyparts.

Hornergy' is Zen's term for the indomitable athletic edge powered by sexual restraint. The basketball, baseball and football teams haven't had a winning season in years. The table-tennis team, however, is undefeated.

Marcus Flutie slept with just about every girl on the Eastern Seaboard except me. Though, he tried to get into my panties when I was a freshman but turned him down because I refuse to disempower myself just for a few clit twitches.

Fear is the greatest form of oppression. The best way to rise up in protest is to live your life to its fullest!

It's so much easier to convince yourself you're madly in love with someone when you know nothing about him.