I feel better when I am not around people. When I am alone, alone, alone.

You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.

And so I’ll let you go, and let it be. Whatever

I know. It's shocking to think that the government would try to stick its nose in our ladyparts.

Why do you even put up with me?' 'I'm not putting up with you,' he said, softly. 'I'm loving you.

Most of my friends from Columbia are going on to get advanced degrees. And why not? A Ph.D. is the new M.A., a master's is the new bachelor's, a B.A. is the new high school diploma, and a high school diploma is the new smiley-face sticker on your first-grade spelling test.

Plagiarism has been around far longer than the Internet. In fact, I had a poem published in 'Seventeen' magazine when I was 15 years old. About a year later I was informed that there was a girl who used that same poem to win a statewide poetry competition in Alabama. It took months for people to put together that this had happened.