I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.

That's what I like to do: bring out the best in people.

I've been going to the same grocery store for 13 years, and all of a sudden one day everybody was like, 'Oh, my God.

Nobody's ever kept their sitcom character going after the show's off the air.

I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon.

That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid

I'd just like to retire quietly with dignity, secure in the knowledge that no more comedies will ever be made now that I'm gone.