I've been going to the same grocery store for 13 years, and all of a sudden one day everybody was like, 'Oh, my God.

That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid

Nobody's ever kept their sitcom character going after the show's off the air.

I'd just like to retire quietly with dignity, secure in the knowledge that no more comedies will ever be made now that I'm gone.

I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon.

That's what I like to do: bring out the best in people.

I've been going to the same grocery store for 13 years, and all of a sudden one day everybody was like, 'Oh, my God.