I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool.

I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances.

I've always loved songwriting, and I vowed to be a songwriter like Cole Porter when I was only 9 years old.

I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.

I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.

It's good to be the king.

My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.