I've always loved songwriting, and I vowed to be a songwriter like Cole Porter when I was only 9 years old.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.
The only weapon I've got is comedy
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.