It would be hypocritical of me to take issue with anything in questionable taste, seeing that I invented bad taste in films.

There's no such thing as too far. If it works it's funny, if it doesn't work it's too far, it's stupid. Really there's no such thing as "too far." You're joining the politically correct when you use words like "too far." You don't want to join the army of politically correct.

Usually when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.

Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you've gotta perform them and/or direct them, or sometimes just produce them.

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.