When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed.

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.

Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

I only direct in self-defense.

I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.

I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you.

We rest our case on the production numbers.