You cannot have fun with anything that you don't love or admire or respect.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

We rest our case on the production numbers.

Organizations like the CIA and the FBI are still kind of supermen, kind of SS troops: We're blond and the best and everyone else should be incinerated. They don't know right from wrong. That's what makes a satire of these government bureaus really funny.

Oh, I'm not a true genius. I'm a near genius. I would say I'm a short genius. I'd rather be tall and normal than a short genius.

You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.