You cannot have fun with anything that you don't love or admire or respect.

There's not enough bad taste! I LOVE bad taste! I live for bad taste! I am the spokesman for bad taste!

It's good to be the king.

My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.

When I was a little kid, if somebody said they were thirty-five, I'd say "Oooh, they're going to die soon". But as I get older it doesn't mean a thing. You mustn't ever give in. Never give in to thinking you're old, because you're never old. Your mind, and I tell you this and listen to me carefully, your mind is never, ever old, it's eternally young.

Immortality is a by-product of good work.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.