You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

No creative writer knows what is commercial and what isn't. You just write from your heart, you write from the deepest, creative urges in you, and you write from your soul, and you just either get lucky or not.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty / Come and join the Nazi Party!

It would be hypocritical of me to take issue with anything in questionable taste, seeing that I invented bad taste in films.

Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.