You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty / Come and join the Nazi Party!

All right, I am often brash, rude and brutally direct. Someday I'm going to die and I don't have time to toe-dance around the periphery of hatred.

Be interested in everything. You don't have to adore it. I don't adore hip-hop, I don't think it's great music, but I'm interested, I listen. I watch a lot of new films, I see everything. I still read, I like books, whether they are old books, new books. I'm interested - you gotta stay interested!

I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with?

I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you.

Sir, I have seen your film and it is vulgar! Madame, my film rises below vulgarity.