My God, I'd love to smash into the casket of Dostoyevsky, grab that bony hand and scream at the remains, 'Well done, you god-damn genius.'
Mel BrooksWell, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.
Mel BrooksAll short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.
Mel Brooks