I'm always stunned when I find out people like Roosevelt and Tolstoy weren't Jewish. How could I love them so much?

THE 2,000-YEAR-OLD MAN'S SECRETS OF LONGEVITY 1. Don't run for a bus - there'll always be another. 2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car. 4. Eat fruit - a nectarine - even a rotten plum is good.

Not only should we laugh about Hitler. We must laugh about him. Especially in Berlin.

I know how to make it a great musical. I've got to. It's like I've got to see it on stage.

A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.

My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.

I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool.