Usually when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

My God, I'd love to smash into the casket of Dostoyevsky, grab that bony hand and scream at the remains, 'Well done, you god-damn genius.'

I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with?

I'm always stunned when I find out people like Roosevelt and Tolstoy weren't Jewish. How could I love them so much?

Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.