Usually when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you dont laugh, youll die.

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

Why should I waste my good time making a straight dramatic film? The people who can't make you laugh can do that.

My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.

I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn.

Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.