Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

I was out in the combat engineers. We would throw up bridges in advance of the infantry but mainly we would just throw up.

My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible. The job is to make people laugh. I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn.

If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

Now thyself is more important than “Know thyself.

Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no God!