I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
I had low blood sugar, a chemical imbalance, plus the normal nervous breakdown everyone goes through from adolescence to adulthood.
If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.