Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.

I try to give my work everything I've got, because when you're dead or you're out of the business or you're in an old actors' home somewhere, if you've done a good job, your work will still be 16 years old and dancing and healthy and pirouetting and arabesquing all over the place. And they'll say, "That's who he is! He's not this decaying skeleton."

I always thought it was great to be able to make people feel better. It was a little like being God.

You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Be interested in everything. You don't have to adore it. I don't adore hip-hop, I don't think it's great music, but I'm interested, I listen. I watch a lot of new films, I see everything. I still read, I like books, whether they are old books, new books. I'm interested - you gotta stay interested!

Writing is simply one thought after another dying upon the one before.