That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.

Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no God!

I wanted to entertain so badly that I kept at it until I was good. I just browbeat my way into show business.

I've always loved songwriting, and I vowed to be a songwriter like Cole Porter when I was only 9 years old.

The only weapon I've got is comedy

But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.

Be interested in everything. You don't have to adore it. I don't adore hip-hop, I don't think it's great music, but I'm interested, I listen. I watch a lot of new films, I see everything. I still read, I like books, whether they are old books, new books. I'm interested - you gotta stay interested!