Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
I know how to make it a great musical. I've got to. It's like I've got to see it on stage.
Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.
Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.
You're young forever when you write. Alfred Hitchcock directed until the day he died. As long as you don't have any dementia or Alzheimer's, if you have your All-Bran every day and clear yourself out, I think your brains are gonna be all right.
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.