I'm not much of a conformist.

They think I'm crazy and maybe I am. But maybe I'm a genius.

Pain is the precursor to change.

The really good thing about using people who are really green is that you don't have to erase a bunch of bad habits and then put good ones in. You can just start feeding them good habits.

The only way to maintain a moderate sum of happiness in this life, is not to worry about the future or regret the past too much

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

My whole approach to wardrobe is, throw it in a suitcase and make sure they don't press it, for Pete's sake, so I can try to display some rumpled charm. Actually, I'm just a pig. I've got coffee stains on my pants. I think they're coffee stains, anyway.