To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

I do think comedy needs to be a living thing, but I think without a great script and fully realized characters, you cannot keep it living. Otherwise it just becomes long and rambling indulgent.

I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am.

I'm not a great pregnant woman.

I think if anyone tells you the odds are slim, just keep walking. Just do whatever the hell you want to do, because they don't know what they're talking about. When you love something, and you work really really hard at it, you can do it.