To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.

I've always had mostly gay male friends.

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

Once you start writing a character visually, you're in trouble.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I just don't lose weight easily.

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.