I don't know any neighborhoods where everyone's walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup.

Once you start writing a character visually, you're in trouble.

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

I believe in Heaven. I don't believe that this is it, and then we're done.

You can't just play crazy. It makes you push yourself to stay in the realm of reality. And when you do that, it's a lot funnier. That's my favorite, when you think it's a real strange person and not just someone being wacky.

Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought.

I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am.