I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

There’s a greatness in not caring what people think

You can't just play crazy. It makes you push yourself to stay in the realm of reality. And when you do that, it's a lot funnier. That's my favorite, when you think it's a real strange person and not just someone being wacky.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's like my favorite thing on earth.

I want to be healthy.