... everything written is at least in part fantasy. Except maybe the national budget. That's horror.

Better watch out said a second voice from somewhere under the Beetle. Don't park those two kraut cars too close together; it's springtime, and they might decide to mate. then Charlie'll be stuck with a garage full of little orange safety cones

It makes sense for people who are good at fighting to go out and do it-because if they're good at it, that means the fewest number of other people die.

Three things never trust in- The maiden sworn as pure, The vows a king has given, And an ambush that is sure.

Change or stagnate. Keep moving or die.

Three things know a secret- First; the lady in a dream, The dog that barks no warning, And a maid that does not scream.

If they projected the fact that they are dangerous any harder, there would be little puddles of "danger" on the floor around them. Look, it's "danger", don't step in it!