I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room

I lose all control after two drinks of anything

If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation.

Radio is truly the theater of the mind. The listener constructs the sets, colors them from his own palette, and sculpts and costumes the characters who perform in them.

I am responsible for no one but myself.

I believe in joy, but I believe in the flip-side, agony.

I can only know what love is insofar as I can feel it.