I don't think I should have been married... to anybody.

Like so many other recovered alcoholics, I am to this day bewildered that it took so long for me to understand that there was no such animal as 'social drinking' for me; that it had nothing to do with my willpower or self-respect or moral fiber, that it was a simple biochemical intolerance to a drug.

Aside from my son, no person has ever shown for me the gentle concern I knew from Governor Adlai Stevenson.

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room

I find it next to impossible to remain politely silent when people prate to me about the glory of being given another chance to live happily ever after!

I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are black and blue

Neiman-Marcus is one thing, and the Dallas Cowboys are another.