I have no use for people who hunt for what they call sport

Radio is truly the theater of the mind. The listener constructs the sets, colors them from his own palette, and sculpts and costumes the characters who perform in them.

Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food should be forbidden! 'The steaks at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas!' And they are always afloat in grease. Next morning you are served a smaller steak, which serves as a platform for two fried eggs ... all of this afloat in the same grease! 'Chicken, you say? You bet! Comin' up!' Same grease! They are right. Comin' up! For hours afterwards. I couldn't believe the crust of an apple pie! Same grease!

I was taught to be anti-Jewish.

Only a certain breed of actor should ever even try to work for Orson Welles. I'm glad I'm one of that breed.

So many people have really wanted to die. They seem ashamed to say so. I think it would help if they would say so

My admiration for the phenomenon of Alcoholics Anonymous is boundless.