I have no use for people who hunt for what they call sport

If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation.

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died

I'd stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up and it was getting closer to my turn, I knew that when I got into the box I would lie! Again!

I can choose to accelerate my disease to an alcoholic death or incurable insanity, or I can choose to live within my thoroughly human condition.

I have always had a lot more trouble with my truths than with my deceits

I am responsible for no one but myself.