Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food should be forbidden! 'The steaks at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas!' And they are always afloat in grease. Next morning you are served a smaller steak, which serves as a platform for two fried eggs ... all of this afloat in the same grease! 'Chicken, you say? You bet! Comin' up!' Same grease! They are right. Comin' up! For hours afterwards. I couldn't believe the crust of an apple pie! Same grease!

At awards time, The Exorcist was nominated in 11 categories, everybody but the janitor was up for an Oscar. There was no category for what I did.

The great people I've met always have time for the niceties.

I believe in joy, but I believe in the flip-side, agony.

If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation.

I don't think I should have been married... to anybody.

So many people have really wanted to die. They seem ashamed to say so. I think it would help if they would say so