Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food should be forbidden! 'The steaks at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas!' And they are always afloat in grease. Next morning you are served a smaller steak, which serves as a platform for two fried eggs ... all of this afloat in the same grease! 'Chicken, you say? You bet! Comin' up!' Same grease! They are right. Comin' up! For hours afterwards. I couldn't believe the crust of an apple pie! Same grease!

I am rich from the bequests other gifted people have seen fit to leave to me.

I don't think I should have been married... to anybody.

I cannot sustain hate for longer than a couple of years.

I was taught to be anti-Jewish.

A rich man can afford to be generous to many.

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room