Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food should be forbidden! 'The steaks at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas!' And they are always afloat in grease. Next morning you are served a smaller steak, which serves as a platform for two fried eggs ... all of this afloat in the same grease! 'Chicken, you say? You bet! Comin' up!' Same grease! They are right. Comin' up! For hours afterwards. I couldn't believe the crust of an apple pie! Same grease!

I was taught to be anti-Jewish.

Young Jimmy Dean fell off the world as suddenly as he had come.

I think The Exorcist was the hardest work I've ever done

I am rich from the bequests other gifted people have seen fit to leave to me.

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

Joan Crawford is a movie queen. I had never met one before. I know now what I don't want to be.