Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

Like many alcoholics, I was a staggering woman in a chic apartment, sick and utterly disgusting.

Radio is truly the theater of the mind. The listener constructs the sets, colors them from his own palette, and sculpts and costumes the characters who perform in them.

I'd stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up and it was getting closer to my turn, I knew that when I got into the box I would lie! Again!

I am rich from the bequests other gifted people have seen fit to leave to me.

My name is real, which probably explains why I never became a superstar... how would that look in lights?

I've always had bronchitis. I've been administered the Sacrament of Death three times for it