the Irish ... are full of the fear of the Lord and the joy of living, and they don't know how to combine the two, but they'll sure have a good time trying.

My name is real, which probably explains why I never became a superstar... how would that look in lights?

I am responsible for no one but myself.

I have no use for people who hunt for what they call sport

My admiration for the phenomenon of Alcoholics Anonymous is boundless.

I loved playing the part of the feisty Annie Sullivan in The Miracle Worker

I can only know what love is insofar as I can feel it.