the Irish ... are full of the fear of the Lord and the joy of living, and they don't know how to combine the two, but they'll sure have a good time trying.

I'm glad I am a woman who once danced naked in the Mediterranean Sea at midnight.

My name is real, which probably explains why I never became a superstar... how would that look in lights?

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died

There are zillions of people who say that alcoholism is a disease, but not many of them believe it

A rich man can afford to be generous to many.