I lose all control after two drinks of anything

I'm glad I am a woman who once danced naked in the Mediterranean Sea at midnight.

I can only know what love is insofar as I can feel it.

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died

I'd stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up and it was getting closer to my turn, I knew that when I got into the box I would lie! Again!

the Irish ... are full of the fear of the Lord and the joy of living, and they don't know how to combine the two, but they'll sure have a good time trying.