I lose all control after two drinks of anything

I'm glad I am a woman who once danced naked in the Mediterranean Sea at midnight.

Neiman-Marcus is one thing, and the Dallas Cowboys are another.

Joan Crawford is a movie queen. I had never met one before. I know now what I don't want to be.

I've always had bronchitis. I've been administered the Sacrament of Death three times for it

I find it next to impossible to remain politely silent when people prate to me about the glory of being given another chance to live happily ever after!

So many people have really wanted to die. They seem ashamed to say so. I think it would help if they would say so