I have always had a lot more trouble with my truths than with my deceits

My only true harmony lies deep within my soul, wherever that is. I know that somehow I am in tune with the universe.

I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are black and blue

I have no use for people who hunt for what they call sport

I am rich from the bequests other gifted people have seen fit to leave to me.

There are zillions of people who say that alcoholism is a disease, but not many of them believe it

Aside from my son, no person has ever shown for me the gentle concern I knew from Governor Adlai Stevenson.