I am rich from the bequests other gifted people have seen fit to leave to me.

I don't think I should have been married... to anybody.

At awards time, The Exorcist was nominated in 11 categories, everybody but the janitor was up for an Oscar. There was no category for what I did.

Young Jimmy Dean fell off the world as suddenly as he had come.

I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are black and blue

I find it next to impossible to remain politely silent when people prate to me about the glory of being given another chance to live happily ever after!

I never wanted a Guardian Angel. I didn't ask for one. One was assigned to me.