I am rich from the bequests other gifted people have seen fit to leave to me.

At awards time, The Exorcist was nominated in 11 categories, everybody but the janitor was up for an Oscar. There was no category for what I did.

It is a remarkably beautiful piece of home furnishing, the Oscar. I used to keep it up in front of a mirror so that it looked like two

Neiman-Marcus is one thing, and the Dallas Cowboys are another.

There are zillions of people who say that alcoholism is a disease, but not many of them believe it

I've always had bronchitis. I've been administered the Sacrament of Death three times for it

Like many alcoholics, I was a staggering woman in a chic apartment, sick and utterly disgusting.