I was 48-years old before anybody talked me into it for medicinal purposes, instead of some of these drugs that they give you that will lead you to heart surgery and things of that nature.

The guitar's not all that expensive either, when you compare it to gettin' a toothpulled or something.

There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.

I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I don't know about the music.

Evolution is a laughing matter for anybody that's got a rational mind.