If I had a choice, and there was a "Y" in the road, I would always take the one that was more fun as opposed to the one that might make me more money.

Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.

I'll tell you what the public likes more than anything, it's the most rare commodity in the world - honesty.

Despite of all my Sunday learnin', toward the bad I kept turning.

If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke.

There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.

Evolution is a laughing matter for anybody that's got a rational mind.