Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.

There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.

Guitar playing is very important to me. It's like golf to some other people; it's important to me that I play good.

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.

Women are God's last creation. You suppose he's saying, "What should I do to follow this?" Well, it's really a head -scratcher. I think women are absolutely wonderful. I think this world is going to be governed by women.

The guitar's not all that expensive either, when you compare it to gettin' a toothpulled or something.

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.