Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.

They shaved a little piece of bone off my small toe. You see, you balance yourself a certain way and this toe had grown under the other ones. So he cut it loose, where I could balance myself and it makes me walk straight.

I can't really say why everyone loves Bob Wills' music, but I have yet to meet a person who didn't like it.

Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.

It makes my wife mad, you know, she wants me to stay home all the time. But its what I've done all my life and I think when I quit doing it I'll probably go away pretty quick.

Despite of all my Sunday learnin', toward the bad I kept turning.

Back when the country was strong, back before Elvis and before the Vietnam war came along.