Evolution is a laughing matter for anybody that's got a rational mind.

I can't really say why everyone loves Bob Wills' music, but I have yet to meet a person who didn't like it.

'Cause I was already a smoker, it was easy to get addicted. The one thing that they don't teach you about marijuana is how addictive it is.

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.

Despite of all my Sunday learnin', toward the bad I kept turning.

Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.