Evolution is a laughing matter for anybody that's got a rational mind.

I probably wouldn't even be here now if it weren't for chiropractic

Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!

A house without love ain't a home.

There's two kind of cherries, and two kind of fairies, and two kind of mothers I'm told.

They shaved a little piece of bone off my small toe. You see, you balance yourself a certain way and this toe had grown under the other ones. So he cut it loose, where I could balance myself and it makes me walk straight.

I was 48-years old before anybody talked me into it for medicinal purposes, instead of some of these drugs that they give you that will lead you to heart surgery and things of that nature.