I probably wouldn't even be here now if it weren't for chiropractic

I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

Everybody likes Johnny Cash. I think the sad part of it is his health is givin' him problems.

I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I don't know about the music.

There's two kind of cherries, and two kind of fairies, and two kind of mothers I'm told.

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.