If you need to appear on an internet list to know whether you're someone's friend, you may have problems a computer can't solve.

Everything you agree to do is other things you can't do

If you want to make a chili, you're going to break some cows.

People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.

My narrative is that I've never known what's coming next-I still don't. I fell down the right set of stairs and have been surrounded by people who have picked me up and said, “Let's try this again.” It's been one anxious block of uncertainty after another.

Like tornadoes and cold sores, good work happens with total disregard to whether I'm 'into it.'

Come back, paragraphs. America needs you.