Everything takes more time than you thought, everything costs more money than you thought, and almost everything turns out not quite as cool as you expected.

By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore.

People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.

Thinking can really be the enemy of action, and thinking can be the enemy of reality.

All self-help is Buddhism with a service mark

Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping.

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