When you die, no one's going to remember what iPhone you had.

Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.

A priority is observed, not manufactured or assigned. Otherwise, it's necessarily not a priority.

Where you allow your attention to go ultimately says more about you as a human being than anything that you put in your mission statement.

Trying to talk somebody out of the stuff that they enjoy in life is like trying to talk them out of their faith or their sexuality. It’s a pointless exercise that can never be anything but acrimonious and will only highlight unnecessary amounts of difference about things that ultimately don’t really matter. Buy the steak you like, worship the god you love, neck with the people that you treasure and don’t worry about the numbers.

All self-help is Buddhism with a service mark

By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore.