Email is such a funny thing. People hand you these single little messages that are no heavier than a river pebble. But it doesn't take long until you have acquired a pile of pebbles that's taller than you and heavier than you could ever hope to move, even if you wanted to do it over a few dozen trips. But for the person who took the time to hand you their pebble, it seems outrageous that you can't handle that one tiny thing.

Typing in all lowercase is popular among young people, SMS users, and anyone who feels literacy has become too time-consuming.

People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.

A priority is observed, not manufactured or assigned. Otherwise, it's necessarily not a priority.

Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.

Everything you agree to do is other things you can't do

If you want to make a chili, you're going to break some cows.