The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!.

our culture is definitely the eighth grade. It's run by eighth-grade boys, and the way these boys show a girl they like her is by humiliating her and making her cry.

whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to stop and investigate because hey, it might be information I'd need in some unforeseeable future where I had become, for some reason, a fat celebrity.

my mother ... took the fact that my taste differed from hers as a personal insult.

They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with ceaselessly.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.