I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having those damn kids learn their lessons about mortality from watching Grandpa kick? Then at least the dog would be around to comfort them.

They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with ceaselessly.

Men, as a general rule, shy away from therapy because there is no obvious way to keep score.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.